The Rise of Liberty Eagle™: Defending the Future Against the Drillosaurs

 

In a world choked by fossil grime, Liberty Eagle™ takes flight.

Armed with BoroGraphene™ nano-shield technology and Ultra Performance firepower, he battles the ancient tyranny of the Drillosaurs — petroleum-powered relics of the past who refuse to evolve.

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🌎 The Mission

To protect the future of firearm care with planet-friendly precision. One drop at a time.

• UBELUBE™ Ultra Performance Gun Oil Powered by BoroGraphene™ – Ultra Temp Range. Extreme Conditions. Always Mission-Ready.

• UBELUBE™ Ultra Performance CLP Powered by BoroGraphene™

• UBEGREASE™ Ultra Performance Gun Grease Powered by BoroGraphene™ – Built for locking lugs, bolts, and brutal environments.

• UBECLEAN™ Ultra Performance Gun Cleaner – Tactical cleaner for weapons, workbenches, and gear.

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🦖 Meet the Drillosaurs

 

• Tyrannosaurus Rexington (“T-Rex”) – CEO of Drill Baby Drill Oil Company

• Raptor Junior (“R-J”) – Sabotage expert. Sneaky. Slick.

 

• Terrance “Terry” T-Rex – Gritty foreman. Loyal, but overworked.

Brand Story: Ultra Badass Eco Lubricants™
Say No to Dinosaur Juice. U BE LUBE IT.

In a world flooded with outdated, petroleum-based products, Ultra Badass Eco Lubricants™ (UBELUBE) was born out of rebellion — a mission to break free from the fossil-fueled past and forge a cleaner, tougher, smarter future.

Crafted by innovators who believe performance and planet can coexist, UBELUBE™ is not just a lubricant — it’s a movement. Tired of products that pollute ecosystems, damage equipment, and depend on foreign oil, our team engineered a better path forward: a line of next-generation, USDA Certified Biobased lubricants Powered by BoroGraphene™

At the core of UBELUBE™ BoroGraphene™ Ultra Performance Nano Scale Shield Technology — is a proprietary blend of hexagonal boron nitride and graphene, embedded in Group V sustainable estolides. It forms a long-lasting, Ultra Temp Range protective barrier that bonds to metal, lubricates, resists corrosion, repels carbon buildup, moisture and outperforms petroleum under extreme pressure and temperature.

🦅 Enter Liberty Eagle — The Hero of the Revolution
To lead the charge against the fossil fuel giants, Backed by Liberty Eagle, our eco-powered ambassador and the embodiment of American excellence. His mission: to expose the truth behind "Dinosaur Juice" and take the fight directly to the villains who profit from pollution — the Drillosaurs.

🦖 The Villains: The Drillosaurs
Tyrannosaurus Rexington ("T-Rex") – The arrogant CEO of Drill Baby Drill Oil Co., clinging to fossil fuels and corporate greed.

Raptor Junior ("R-J") – A smug saboteur who mocks progress and spills crude oil for fun.

Terrance T-Rex ("Terry") – The muscle of the operation, drilling and dumping while grumbling about going green.

Together, they represent everything UBELUBE stands against: environmental harm, technological stagnation, and petrochemical addiction.

 

💥 The UBELUBE™ Difference...

No Petroleum, No PAOs. No PFAS, No PTFE, No Mineral Oils, No Soy, Palm, or Coconut oils that pollute, deforest and displace Indigenous communities. Note: Soy, Palm and Coconut oils are carbon-intensive, deforestation-driven, and displace Indigenous communities.

 Liberty Eagle Says No to Dirty Plant Oils And Says No to Dinosaur Juice!

100% Formulated in the USA with sustainable, biodegradable base oils.

-45°C to 900°C Ultra Temp Range. Certified. Verified. Proven.

Whether you're maintaining firearms, industrial equipment, or tactical gear —

Join the revolution. Say No to Dinosaur Juice!

Stay tuned for Episode II: Liberty Eagle infiltrates the Drillosaurs’ refinery base...

Don’t Just Lube It… UBELUBE™ It!